WARNING: THE CRAMP is intended for individuals aged 21 and older due to explicit language!

Prepare yourself for THE CRAMP, a newsletter that pushes boundaries like no other. While it carries a hint of parody, you might stumble upon some intriguing insights – or perhaps not (likely the latter).

In the April 2011 issue, Volume One, Number Three, you’ll discover:

• A SMALL EDITORIAL: Are you taking this seriously?

• HELIUM BALLOON LEVITATION: An unconventional method to achieve levitation.

• OUT OF THIS COLUMN: Fresh variations on the classic Out of This World effect.

• BAD FORGERY: Enjoy some playful tricks with a giant plastic penny.

• CLOSE YOUR EYES/TURN AROUND: A new segment exploring effects that depend on closed eyes or turned backs.

• METALLIC PEEK WALLET: The most unconventional peek wallet ever.

• WHAT’S WITH THE PUNCH IN THE ARM?: Another editorial piece.

• X YOUR CARD: A card trick that utilizes sleight of mouth.

• WHAT PSYCHIC MEANS: Insightful commentary from Colonel Ranjit Poon on the essence of being psychic.

1st edition 2011; 14 pages. Word count: 1830, equivalent to 7 standard pages of text.